🐾 MEWTILATE – The Grinning Genius
Species: Unknown (probably cat)
Role: Mad Scientist • Lab Hazard Level 9
Status: Very much alive… probably.
Mewtilate is driven by unending curiosity and zero regard for consequences. From hybrid creatures to sentient snacks to unstable time machines, his experiments span the bizarre, the brilliant, and the completely unhinged. He doesn’t aim to help — he just always has to know the answer to "....what if?".
