{"title":"Mewtilate","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e🐾 MEWTILATE – The Grinning Genius\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"273\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"145\"\u003e      Species:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unknown (probably cat)\u003cbr data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"171\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"180\"\u003e      Role:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mad Scientist • Lab Hazard Level 9\u003cbr data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"235\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"246\"\u003e      Status:\u003c\/strong\u003e Very much alive… probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"364\" data-start=\"219\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMewtilate\u003c\/strong\u003e is driven by unending curiosity and zero regard for consequences. From hybrid creatures to sentient snacks to unstable time machines, his experiments span the bizarre, the brilliant, and the completely unhinged. He doesn’t aim to help — he just always \u003cem data-end=\"543\" data-start=\"530\"\u003ehas to know \u003c\/em\u003ethe answer to\u003cem data-end=\"543\" data-start=\"530\"\u003e \"....what if?\".\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"364\" data-start=\"219\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5844\/0774\/files\/bae318a3-435c-4e13-ad0a-b96a44a49437-removebg-preview_1_8d8ca4f5-c02d-4f64-b479-d99cd2166993.png?v=1753828884\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5844\/0774\/collections\/bae318a3-435c-4e13-ad0a-b96a44a49437-removebg-preview_1_ba1e86f6-64d7-4d8c-b281-b62edf91293a.png?v=1753828889","url":"https:\/\/coldwatertarot.com\/collections\/mewtilate.oembed","provider":"Cold Water Tarot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}